The Lumberjack is a sexual move in which a female administers a blowjob to a male who has allowed his pubic hairs to grow into an impressive bush. The female deepthroats the penis in such a way so that it looks like the male's pubic hairs are a large beard on the womans face.
"Dude, Nicole may look like a super babe, but she's the burliest, manliest hottie when she's giving The Lumberjack."
by Getsuyobi February 29, 2008
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Me and Pete play fifty rounds of Lumberjack everyday to see who is the stronger man. One day though, he took his turn by whipping out a thick diameter'd pen and whacking me with it before I could react. I pretended to take it in good humor. Then for my turn, I wound up and slapped him across the face and kicked him in the balls and ran like hell. The next day at our scheduled playing time (12:07 P.M.) we apologized for our wrongs and decided only to play on Tuesdays.
by I listen to Indie Music January 30, 2007
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"Don't let his flannel shirts and stubble fool you. He's a total lumberjack."
"No! I thought he was straight!"
"No! I thought he was straight!"
by FreeLuv November 15, 2004
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Dude I got a citation for a noise complaint because my girlfriend gave me an Oregon Lumberjack
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by GHhoodlum November 13, 2010
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by Tude November 12, 2008
Get the Lumberjack mug.The state of being so strongly attracted to Lumberjacks as to render the person's psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.
Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.
When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.
When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
My friend was being a douche so I beat him on the head with a sign bearing the words "Lumberjack Denial Syndrome".
14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
by Professor Alwaysright September 5, 2006
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