not my daughter, you bitch!

the most awesome quote from harry potter and the deathly hallows (book 7), when mrs. weasley takes on bellatrix lestrange and kills her for trying to take on her only daughter, ginny. quite possibly the best/ most badass quote in the series.

not my daughter, you bitch! ~Mrs. Weasley

by emmkkkayyyyy August 6, 2007

I Think The Fuck Not

A more expressive way of disagreeing.

Sam: "I still love you. Can we get back together - "
Delilah: "I think the fuck not."

by CandyDeficit April 3, 2017

I'm not the one

Don't funk with me. You are biting off more than you can chew. I'm more than just talk. You are starting a fight with the wrong person. "I'm not the one"

"I'll beat your A$$"
"I'm not the one"

by Lele skinny mini December 18, 2014

I'm not moving to Burbank

When you don't want to do something others want you to do.

Everyone tells me I'd go big in Hollywood. Yeah? I'm not moving to Burbank.

by JormanThoad June 18, 2018

not cricket

Meaning for something to be dodgy, wrong, or unfair.

Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.

dude 1: My wife cheated on me with like six other men. :(
dude 2: That's just not cricket man! :S

by Bad wolf chesslover January 4, 2009

It's not what it looks like

It's EXACTLY what it looks like.

Josh expelled "It's not what it looks like!" when his girlfriend stormed into his room, only to continue with his obvious relations upon her leaving.

by omAcronAlpha September 9, 2010

do not @ me

Typically found on twitter, this is often used in joke constructions and other lighthearted comments to suggest that the speaker doesn't want to receive any feedback or refutation on their comment. Saying don't @ suggests that the speaker doesn't expect or want a back and forth.

Ex 1. The GSW are unwatchable now that Kevin Durant sold out for a ring, don't @ me.

Ex 2. Popcorn is better with unsalted butter, do not @ me.

by Norman Macdonald November 20, 2016