something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something
The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.
by claire church name maybe June 02, 2009
What you say to someone you are in love with when they don't like you back. Usually to make things less awkward. Can be used as reverse psychology to make the other person magically fall for you.
Nicole: Sorry for all the drama. Don't worry I don't love you anymore. *crosses fingers behind back*
Derek: ok good, can you stop stalking me now?
Nicole: :P
Derek: ok good, can you stop stalking me now?
Nicole: :P
by PartayPoison January 29, 2012
A user/player who denies playing the block game of "Minecraft" because they're too embarrassed and cannot quit the game. These users/players usually make fun of other users who play Minecraft, as they're playing.
'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.
A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"
Another example:
A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.
Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).
A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"
A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"
Another example:
A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.
Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).
A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"
by minemansimulator August 26, 2018
Short sharp to the point! A conversation killer. It can also be a risky statement to make....infact i would say if your not a big powerful man or a funny/comedian type BE CAREFUL! To be used for really boring things or very annoying things, but its at your own personal risk you have been warned.
...the scene: its the middle of a dancefloor music is pumping....
Random no 1, to Random no 2...
" yea, i had a day."
Random no 2.
" I don't fucking care."......and then him/her just dances off into the night/day
Random no 1 is like
"1..2..3sec...wtf???".......shock, then anger or laughter if your cheeky and good at it.
Enjoy.....
Random no 1, to Random no 2...
" yea, i had a day."
Random no 2.
" I don't fucking care."......and then him/her just dances off into the night/day
Random no 1 is like
"1..2..3sec...wtf???".......shock, then anger or laughter if your cheeky and good at it.
Enjoy.....
by Teddybeer! July 02, 2011
the desire to put forth energy towards a particular action, and the equal amount of desire to not want to.
by drecoterie March 18, 2012
"I don't see why not?" is a phrase used by indulgent parents when their children suggest doing something the family cannot afford.
by JTreehorn December 23, 2021