Guff

Verb

To lick a female’s genitalia.

Primarily used when referring to strippers or exotic dancers

He guffed a stripper last night

No one guff any of the strippers

by John171738 November 5, 2018

guff cloud

To expel a Violent episode of anal gas Designed to kill more than Donald trump trumps.. the cunt.

My fucking god Bundy that guff cloud is enough to kill more people than trumps wig

by munk i spose June 7, 2018

guff

a wholesome guy usually black and loves fortnite and among us this causes him to have a small cock and like men

guff is so good at fortnite i want to fuck him

by schplug January 19, 2022

Guff

A fortnite skin
Sexy individual specifically great at sniping, both in bed and no-scoping

Person 1: “Bro, there’s a Guff over there, keep your ass down or else we’re gonna get sniped”

Person 2: “I will gladly let a Guff snipe me from behind!” (Person 2 smirks)

by Nixilixn February 5, 2022

Guff

When somone lets off a stinky guff it means they have sharted. Often smells like the rugby club sink

Damn Lilly your a guffy guffer

by Guffyguffer69 June 6, 2021

Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!

by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021

Guff

Guff is a way to call someone fat.

Friend: Hey your so guff!
You: :(

by MidFNBR November 16, 2025