tallahassee baptism

When your on the beach and dunk someone in the water in the shallow end.

My brother was being annoying so i gave him a tallahassee baptism

by Melllifluous September 17, 2017

chicago baptism

Walking in the door and getting hit in the head with a fairly large dildo.

I loved Ebon’s story of his Chicago Baptism, as told on Late Night with Seth Meyers on June 19th 2024.

by ms2023 June 20, 2024

Southern Baptism

A term for a person who believes in christianity but also despises people of color and trans/homosexual people. The type of people who create monstrosity’s called their kids that you somehow end up with as a class mate and always smells like dry cabbage.

Person 1: Im southern Baptist
Person 2: I don’t care.
Another scenario

Person 1: Homosexuals are an abomination

Person 2: no wonder why you have more Hickeys than the amount of Condoms your parents tried using.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE “Southern Baptism”

by EdelieMoloney69420 October 26, 2022

Traditional Mexican Baptism

When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.

Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.

by MinMax123 July 12, 2022

baptism by fire

The act of catching a hornet/yellow jacket/wasp nest on fire to exterminate them.

I found a hornets nest on the trailer, so I ran inside and grabbed my Oxygen Torch.
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!

by Derram_Desangue August 13, 2019

Devonshire baptism

Unfortunately this is when a family, typically from Devon, congregate to cum on the face of a small child

I was horrified to witness my first Devonshire baptism

by Anonanon666 October 1, 2022

European baptism

Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.

"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"

by Willysaucy April 20, 2023