Netego

Probably the smartest duck you will ever meet. Netegos are said to have cannibalistic instincts and will not hesitate to eat other ducks or fowls. Netegos are known to be naturally inclined to chocolate.

Netego, you sneaky duck!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Neoterics UK

A community in the UK who are looking to make change and try introduce fairer legislation for all.

Anna: Oh, how's Matt?
Sarah: Oh, he's good! He's actually at a protest today, he's part of this group now called Neoterics UK!

by moonpuff June 27, 2022

Netetiv

A word to use instead of negative, when Nete is negative.

"Nete is so netetive today."

by EnIkkeNetetivPerson September 28, 2023

Nutt-Netted

The process in which a human male that has recently finished his coming of age, still finds himself bound to modern internet society and culture. As he watches his peers socialize with potential mates, soon the realization sets in, that his own "coming of age" was encased by a digital webbing spun by the meme driven hive-mind personality that we call internet. With social skills strung up and instructed by online culture, and a frail pool of interests to draw from (mainly consisting of memes or video games, both of which are limited in variety as the victim in most cases will only associate himself with things that are accepted by the vast majority of the internet society.) it becomes quite obvious to him, and even more obvious to the poor souls who wind up the guinea pigs to his mateless revelation, that the victims testicles have undoubtedly become strapped down by the social leash of his secluded upbringing, and that the leash will only let his want to interact go so far. Throughout early life, unknowingly, the Nutt-Netted individual had let his nutts become ensnared by the net of which he trusted to catch his fall time and time again. This is what happens when the internet has netted someones nutts. Only time and years of embarrassment will tell if a victim will be able to untangle himself. Although, in very rare instances, men will take their seemingly permanent virginity and pave the road for conversation, albeit horribly awkward.

Person A: "Poor guy, I wish I could give him some advice, but he only communicates through printed out memes."
Person B: "I didn't think it was that bad, it's 2045, memes are literally in the history books and he still relies on things like doge to try and create conversation?"
Person A: "He was raised off memes, hes lived off memes, he's so dependent on old internet culture that hes been nutt-netted for 50 years from birth to this day."

by Cippster October 18, 2016

Neuteboom

A Neuteboom is a rare trait only found in some kids. It is where a child is so dirty that the dirt solidifies on his skin thus creating a dirt layer on his skin. Sometimes passing it off as a tan he manages to get by

You see that kid over there

Yeah

What a Neuteboom, he says its a tan but really its just dirt

I wonder why he smelled

by Nuke!! May 12, 2006

wil je neuken in de keuken

hallo

tourist in a restaurant: wil je neuken in de keuken, mag ik wat melk?
ober: ja lekker aaaaaghhhhhhh

by thegerbmeister December 6, 2022

L'nette

from the abbreviation of Lounette, she is an amazing woman. Pefect and peculiar in her own way. She an amazing creature god has sent down to rescue this boy from himself.

One of Gods amazing creatures, L'nette.

by Astro5169 April 11, 2011