The sexual act of having a Cod fish (preferably frozen) inserted into your partners anus, then removing said Cod and slapping it across their face. Bonus points if there is fecal matter left on their face.
My boyfriend gave me a dirty newfie last night and now I think I have pink eye... from the fecal matter in the eye.
by Salñic October 15, 2017
Get the dirty newfie mug.A person who lives in Newfoundland, usually goes by the name of Brandon, this Brandon character, is in denial about talking like a "newfie" even though we know that he probably sounds like an alien to the people who live on the westcoast. But, newfies are loved, always. <3
by LALALA7389 February 24, 2010
Get the Newfie mug.A newfie shot is the process in which you take a shot, and then immediately after you snort a line of salt. As a finale you take a slice of lemon and ssquirt it in your eye. It is quite entertaining to watch.
Man, did you see jimmy last night? He was doing newfie shots!
He is such a dumbass, I'm sorry i missed it.
He is such a dumbass, I'm sorry i missed it.
by jennifer bennifer October 12, 2009
Get the newfie shot mug.When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.
Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!
by wopalicious July 13, 2009
Get the Newfie Lottery mug.That pink, blue, white, or any other coloured puck in the urinal that is supposed to cover up the smell of a few thousand pisses. Usually ineffective. "Newfie" is short for Newfoundlander, person that hails from a province known for its' screech, rocks and seasonal employment.
I was at the bar and had to drive home, so I took a bite out of the Newfie Breath Mint to disguise my screech breath.
by nickpapageorgio February 8, 2008
Get the Newfie Breath Mint mug.by Guillermo August 25, 2003
Get the nerfing mug.a term that started in glenview, illinois. usually meant as an alternate for any profane word, or also commonly sung on campouts
also spelled nief
also spelled nief
swear alternate: WHAT THE NEIF?!?!?!
song: (sung in the tune of the common marching rhythym aid, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT LEFT) neif, neif, neif camp leeter, and then someone yells EVERY BODY DANCE NOW, and the word neif lives happily ever after.
song: (sung in the tune of the common marching rhythym aid, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT LEFT) neif, neif, neif camp leeter, and then someone yells EVERY BODY DANCE NOW, and the word neif lives happily ever after.
by the neif man January 14, 2010
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