Neary Theory

Grounds to stop a car with more than one hubcap off, clear coat missing, older than 1995, or with out of state tags.

You can never go wrong using the Neary Theory.

by Clearwarning February 10, 2022

Add Nearby

When you see someone hot and they think you are hot too. So you go on Snapchat and click Add Nearby because you are too scared to ask for their Snapchat.

Marcia: Wow, look at that guy. He is so hot . I'm too scared to ask for his Snapchat
Brandi: Just go on Add Nearby, god.

by enchanted_c0tt0ncandy April 27, 2016

Neart

A neart is technically a fart, but in proximity, or near, other people. A fart is arguably ONLY a fart if it is done by oneself, or FAR, from other people, thus the "far" in fart. To be a neart, the person must pass gas in the vicinity of others, and at least one must be able to smell it, to deem it a true neart.

Tony was late to work, stuck in the dinky old elevator, listening to that stupid elevator music. To make matters worse, the fat dude next to him let loose a loud, smelly, room-shaking neart.

by KrispyDymond November 1, 2018

Juggling Barrels Near A Tree

When you perform oral sex on a male and tickle his nuts at the same time.

Mary was Juggling Barrels Near A Tree. Seth just loved it!

by Yonodactyl June 29, 2009

neargasm

the frustrated feeling of being on the brink of something fantastic but never actually tasting that satisfaction.

She teased me forever - I would have complained but it was the best neargasm of my life.

by Saumya Ancheri December 2, 2014

mello x near

Aka A TERRIBLE SHIP‼️‼️🤢🤢👿😐
anyways follow my tiktok nateswagriver 👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👩🧏🏻 ♀️

a ship that should never exist is mello x near

by Nateswagriver April 7, 2021

Nefarius

A Toronto Hip-Hop group from the late 90's produced by Tough Dumplin' Productions. The group disbanned shortly after the passing of founding member Kwesro in 1999.

Members: Kwesro (Rohan Whittingham, RIP), MC Collizhun (Tristan Graham), and Don D. (Harold Robertson).

Album: "Foundation for Better Beats" (2000)

Nefarius has some of the best rhymes that T.O. has ever seen!

by kozality November 11, 2010