Needs

1. A word denoting that a person or object is found to be wanting.

2. An exclamation used when something is found to be hilariously inadequate or unsatisfactory.

3. Abbreviation of Special Needs, i.e. Mentally or Physically retarded.

1. Dude 1 "I'm not coming out tonight, I'm watching Lost."

Dude 2 "Rah boy, you've got needs."

2. "Look! I got new trousers"

"Urgh, needs."

3. "Where's your brother today?"

"He's in the special unit cos he has special needs."

by DomGee August 19, 2008

Needs

Something everyone has that you must meet if you want to succeed etc. Easier said than done. We learn through our trauma, which is -at it's fundamental level- the experience of lacking something that we need and want in our life, that our need will not be met, and worse than that, that our needs are not ok. If basic needs aren't met according to the law of attraction life will naturally align you with people who can help you meet those unmet needs and it aligns you with ways and opportunities for you to meet your own needs. See also Maslow's Hierarchy of Basic Needs.

We all have needs.

by Dawwwgin March 14, 2018

Long Necks

12 ounce bottles of beer.

"Dude. I got a case of long necks. We're gettin so fucked up tonight."

by Juan February 17, 2005

a7a neek

Egyptian word used to describe an unbelievable situation (bad or good) like OMG

-congratulations you have passed the exam
-A7a neek , i am very happy

by kolo 4arafanta7 October 8, 2020

needs more leafspring

originated at the focaljet by MxRacerCam. in reference to the BBC car show Top Gear and it's disdain for the C6 model chevrolet corvette's leaf-spring suspension, despite the fact that the C6 is one of the best handling cars they have ever tested.

now used in reference to any situation (and most often a thread in a forum) that is weak or without merit.

"this thread needs more leafspring"

"steeda's mom needs more leafspring"

by dave May 7, 2005

Necks

Simplified for the Suburban Community A game originated and played by African American students in Western New York. It was originally called "Gimme Mines!" for several years. The game is played buy if someone says does something that the other person feels is stupid or is proven wrong that person slides their hand horizontally down their neck after calling out necks if the person that is about to get "necked" can call out self serve (d) declaring that you cant neck them. But the person giving necks can call out family pack (which means everybody around or present of the stupidity can get necks), hardiez (which means they can slide theyre hand hard across the back of theyre neck, but if the person being necked calls out softies before the person dishin' out the necks cannot be necked hard, Blitz (beats selfs serves even if its called out), and last but not least now and laters which means if you are on the phone with that person when they say something stupid, or you prove that person wrong, or you see that person doing something wrong and you simply dont feel like "necking" them you can get them now or later. Did I Cover Everything???

Javon: Yo Dashawnnn lil' Daryll only shot two 3 pointerz $o he aint gaht 6 points!

Dashawn: NECKS! BLITZ (no self serves)! FAMILY PACK! HARDIES! nigga dat def necks if he shot two three pointerz he have 6 POINTS!

by RAN D November 18, 2010

neek

cross between nerd and a geek. Period.

Those people who've written about chavs calling 'people who will grow up to be successful later in life' neeks is total rubbish.

You can be a person who listen to hip-hop and garage and still be called a neek.

Lol you are such a neek!

by restrict November 11, 2005