A Ned

A ned is someone who does nothing other than play xbox like a pro and go on his computer.

Oh my god, I can't believe how much of A Ned you are get a life!

by Clear World June 10, 2010

NED

Northeast Dick Head. A person from Northeast Philadelphia who goes to bars and starts fights, gets wasted and acts like an idiot. Usually the dickhead who pisses in the sink when there is a long line in the bathroom

Hey Ben, lets go to Flatspins bar, I hear it's banging. No Rob, I don't want to go there and hang out with those fucking NEDS.

by Ben December 2, 2003

ned

rite yeez aw go oan aboot neds as in wir scum yeez ir aw just feart ay us coz we wid kick yer cunts in ! neds are fuken minted mate lacoste trakees cost aboot 150 pound stone island jaekts n tht cost aboot 300 poun upwards so dont start yer goth shite aye ther aw scum of the earth wen uz ir aw jst pussies tht say stuff like this or the internet dont get wide ya dick EFTAAAH GON FUR WINE

rite yeez aw go oan aboot neds as in wir scum yeez ir aw just feart ay us coz we wid kick yer cunts in ! neds are fuken minted mate lacoste trakees cost aboot 150 pound stone island jaekts n tht cost aboot 300 poun upwards so dont start yer goth shite aye ther aw scum of the earth wen uz ir aw jst pussies tht say stuff like this or the internet dont get wide ya dick EFTAAAH GON FUR WINE

by ycf ya bam December 28, 2005

ned

a non-educated delinquent who wears kappa tracksuits, tucks his socks into his trousers and slicks his hair to the side on social occasions claiming he's an "old-school P.E. teacher

Will Hayles

by Will Hayles November 19, 2003

ned

jazz's boyfriend

i am a friend of ned

by hector von trillman the third September 4, 2019

Neds

Originated slang from a town in the north west of England called Southport (near Liverpool)

The word is typically used to describe a woman’s breasts.

“Laddd! Have you seen the Neds on her!”

Or when walking past a girl/woman with big breasts they would shout “big neds!!!”

“Tom Hayes’ Ma has big neds”

by Picklepoon69 June 4, 2019

neds

Negative, no, fuck no.

Brock: you wanna go "herd"some sheep?
You: Neds bro neds

by buffalowbyll September 6, 2018