Refers to using shit as lube for anal sex. Typically the receiver with eat food which causes as mushy dump (that kind that takes nine rolls of toilet paper to wipe clean). Rather than wiping, the receiver will leave the remaining shit as is and have the giver insert their penis, using the shit as lube. In some cases, the receiver will cut the shit short, increasing the remaining fecal matter / lube.
We were all out of lube last night, so Sonia just took a dump without wiping and then I fucked her up the ass using nature's lube.
by KY Rider November 29, 2008
A term used to personify nature. Using the term "Mother Nature" doesn't necessarily mean you don't believe in God, it is simply a slang term for referring to nature.
Mother Nature is so intelligent in it's design - plants purify our air, trees shade us from damaging UV rays, and grass keeps our coast lines from eroding.
by mothernature4321 May 29, 2017
during a conversation
john : have you heard about the new ipad
steve: nature calls brb dude
john : lol take your time
john : have you heard about the new ipad
steve: nature calls brb dude
john : lol take your time
by dodopotter October 18, 2013
by lordpestilence January 15, 2005
by Yams December 16, 2006
While they think they are immune to Covid-19, people who don't wear masks and practice social distancing will be the first ones to die, this is natural selection so that only smart people survive.
by joeyhtc May 04, 2020
1. Did you see her at the bar? She was grinding on every guy there! She a natural ho.
2. Why does she dress so slutty? She's just a natural ho.
2. Why does she dress so slutty? She's just a natural ho.
by x11x July 24, 2009