clover (not a russian spy)

a very amazing person

hey clover (not a russian spy) could you help me do something?
sure
thank you

by williamzero June 20, 2021

how was that not a kill

When you are playing a shooter and you swear to the highest power that you just wiped them from existence but they are completely fine.

nigga how was that not a kill? I just LAZERED that man

by A.Aron January 4, 2019

i'm not a furry, you guys are gross.

A statement made by Lana Del Rey once on an instagram live while smoking nicotine.

Gross

ADJECTIVE
(especially of wrongdoing) very obvious and unacceptable.
"I'm not a furry, you guys are gross."

by satanslut March 8, 2021

Not a flex

To be used when somebody says something that is just embarrassing, yet they don’t seem to realize it.

“I haven’t taken a shower in two weeks” - random
“That is not a flex” - person with common sense

by KGBillionaratio January 4, 2021

Skateboarding is not a crime

Skateboarding is not a crime.

Destroying property is a crime.

There's a difference.

The best way for communities to avoid property damage is to provide some small skater parks here and there. Since shakeboarding is not a crime, skaters could go to the park without faer of being arrested. Yeah, it costs taxpayer money, but it would be about equal to the cost of constantly repairing damaged property. Kind of a catch-22 really.

by Slick mama March 29, 2005

Not A Dolphin

Anything that isn't a dolphin.

"What's that animal called?"
"Not a dolphin."

by Raisin Hell April 6, 2009

Not a chance

Phrase used to show extreme unwilligness to do something when asked.

A bum-" Excuse me sir, do you have any change to spare "
Ron-" Not a chance you fucking bum, get a fucking job"

by spocketz August 22, 2011