narwhal

The male counterpart of a unicorn: a man who engages sexually with a couple.

Tim and Amy finally found their narwhal, and no one has heard from them in weeks.

by femalenhancement November 22, 2022

Narwhal

A unicorn of the sea.

That guy/girl next door was claiming to be a shark, but really he/she is just a narwhal.

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022

narwhalioops

when narcissistic behavior causes a group of narwhals (a blessing) to become slow loris like.

yo dawg much love but you gunn give a homie that narwhalioops or some sh*t.

by aBelugasGem September 10, 2023

Narwhal

When a person with long hair puts all of it outstretched in front of them, puts a long hair bonnet on, then ties it with multiple hair ties until completely solid. This tied hair cylinder is then inserted into a woman's anus while the tongue of the hair owner licks the woman’s vagina.

“Did you hear what happened to Jessica? She got Narwhalled last night, and she let Micheal of all people do it”

by Random N-Word March 3, 2025

Narwhal'd

When a girl is being fucked with a dildo by someone who forces it in with all their might and weight and pushes it in as far as it will go and then twists the dildo right to left until the girl squirts so hard that it pushes the dildo out of her sometimes causing injuries to the dildoer!!

Yo dude, did u hear about Derrick? He totally narwhal'd Stephanie and got flipped and broke his neck in the process, they say he might not make it.

After Stephanie was Narwhal'd she turned into a nympho and you can't get her off now unless she gets Narwhal'd!

by KillCashAsh August 7, 2025

canadian narwhal

You freeze a Canadian fish and stick your dick through it to have sex. Proceed to fuck through the fish

I totally gave her Canadian narwhal last night

by Samoan whale October 24, 2017

Grandpa narwhal

A male narwhal that is old and has kids that had kids

Wow that grandpa narwhal is being so nice to his grandchildren

by Grandpanarwhalpu June 11, 2018