narwhalioops

when narcissistic behavior causes a group of narwhals (a blessing) to become slow loris like.

yo dawg much love but you gunn give a homie that narwhalioops or some sh*t.

by aBelugasGem September 10, 2023

scarwhal

a lasting scar a narwhal receives when they decide to abandon their normal lifestyle to assist a loved one just to be flushed down the toilet like an aged gold fish.

Whoa! That Streamer and their minions sure gave that bitch a scarwhal. Owned.

by aBelugasGem September 10, 2023