Fuck My Life
When you understand your life is fucked. Often triggered by things like: school, crushes, jobs, food, life............
Fuck My Life by bloutnik February 12, 2017
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what am i doing with my life by carlaisweird.com November 18, 2016
What has my life come to?
That thought that runs through your mind as you are vigorously masturbating your micropenis to a weird hentai video or other obscene pornography, while your seven chins shine with all the sweat you have built up, that makes you stop stoking it and weep to yourself while contemplating suicide.
During his 7th j.o. session to incest tentacle hentai, in one day of course, Steve looked down at all his dirty plates, cum tissues, foreclosure notices, and shitty attempts at drawing his "waifu", and thought to himself "What has my life come to?" He then rocked back and forth in his underwear on the floor contemplating death the whole time before crying himself to sleep. Suicide depressed
What has my life come to? by Lord Manatee July 19, 2017
In My Life
A wonderful, touching song by The Beatles. And it has a kick-ass piano solo. Written by Lennon/McCartney, sung by Lennon.
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more.
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more.
In My Life by casty11 November 22, 2010
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hippity hoppity i want my life to stoppity by mitskifan111 June 28, 2019
Story Of My Life
My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
Story Of My Life by shortbuskid October 29, 2007
Fuck My Life
A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase gained popularity from the epic movie Superbad (fat mexican who hates life). It is a common phrase used by 4 members of the 3rd Floor Whores RB, SC, AB, and FA. It is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really retarded and regrets it.
FA: Don't worry, we won't lose late marks for this assignment.
RB: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: Fuck my life.
SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, fuck my life.
RB: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: Fuck my life.
SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, fuck my life.
Fuck My Life by SwiftRich March 17, 2008