matua

Sexiest boy you will ever encounter, charming, sweet, and stubborn. Usually an island boy, specifically Guam. Matua grew up with many pets but lost specifically a loyal dog, who will pass away and then later be replaced by another pet. Will marry young and have multiple babies with his significant other. Overall you want to have a Matua in your life.

Damn Matua is looking hot today!

by verysussybakabitch November 23, 2021

lookin mutha fucka

Used at the end of a cook/base/fry/roast to say someone looks likes sum one. Same as "lookin ass"

You Osama bin Laden lookin mutha fucka.
You "I'm gonna pop some tags" lookin mutha fucka.
You "I cut my own hair" lookin mutha fucka.

by Bob ducker February 10, 2014

Statute of LOL Mutations

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.

IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."

by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010

mutha fucka

adj., noun.
(1) see: wordmother fucker/word
(2)alternative spellings: mutha fucker, mother fucka.

Man, that bitch-ass-mutha fucka owes me money!

by Alise August 10, 2003

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

muthafacko

A Juggalo/Juggalette's own way of saying, mother fucker!!

Whuddup muthafacko, wanna box?

by rAiNbOwLeTt3420 September 19, 2005

Mutual Procrasterbation

n. - the act of two or more people putting off or delaying an unpleasant or unwanted task by masterbating instead. The task can be the same or different for each person and the masterbation can be simultaneous, where by each perosn pleasures him or herself, or shared, whereby each person pleasures another person.

v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)

adv. - mutual procrasterbater

See also procrasterbation

Juan and Carla did not want to finish their chores, so instead, they engaged in mutual procrasterbation.

Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.

Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.

by Wheredthecheesego? April 11, 2011