nasty mattress

an ugly disgusting bedbug/cum/blood/piss/shit covered mattress left on the curbside and a parkdale,toronto pair of retards who named their band after said discarded mattresses and use them as billboards to spread their bandname spraying such slogans as -i did your mom on a.../leave a dna sample on a.../maintain erections on a...etc

my god man -look at that nasty mattress all covered in piss stains and bedbugs -thats serious nasty

by nasty mattress September 24, 2016

Nut Mutt

A female who is old and wrinkly that will take up any opportunity to enjoy a fat nut to the face after a hard day of blowing truck drivers and smoking multiple packs of eagle 20s

Cathryn is a total nut mutt

by Slippery Sanchez June 22, 2018

Cuck Mutt

A feral mongrel that cleans up after a heated session of cucking.

Come here, cuck mutt. We’ve just completed our session wherein I’ve had sex with my friends wife and the mess needs cleaned.

by Bobo da Bobo April 2, 2019

Moldy mattress

When a man has sex so much on his bed but never cleans up after so all the juices become moldy

Did you hear how gross John is? All he does is have sex and now he has a moldy mattress

by Jerome Lobate October 25, 2019

soil the mattress

a failure to find a clean solution to a problem with high stakes.

also, a polite way to say someone "shit the bed"

Chip: What took you guys so long?

Paul: Ted shit the bed. He locked his keys in the car

Ted: (no response, because he knows he really did soil the mattress this time)

Chip: fuck. You're such a dumbass.

by MmongerT February 11, 2014

St. Mattress

The church which allows for worship in bed. Some people may or may not pick up on the sarcasm here...

Do you belong to a church in town?
Yes, I'm a loyal member of St. Mattress.

by Sun-day May 2, 2010

Wog Mattress

A causcasian female who sleeps with a chap of Asian or African origin.

'Get out of the way, you smelly wog mattress.'

by Abdul Um Bongo February 23, 2009