mustard dorkin 

(must-are-d dork-in) the act of placing mustard from the bottle near, in or around the anus.

yo, pete was so f'ed up jay made a salad in his hair, put pickles in his shoes, and gave him a mustard dorkin.

mustard dorkin by jjigga August 21, 2009

Mustard Dipping 

When someone uses shit as lubrication before anal sex, common in prisons when someone is clenching to avoid anal rape.

John was clenching his ass so I had to mustard dip my way in

Mustard dipping is the only way to have a truly smooth ride

Mustard Dipping by Big L.O December 25, 2016

mustard head 

The name your nice old grandma calls you before she beats you with a switch.

Come here you little mustard head!!

mustard head by messy bun October 13, 2017

Mustard Sock 

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

Mustard Sock by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Mustard flower 

In an instant where you crack an egg just the yolk onto someone's butthole and then pop the yolk leaving a yellow flower shaped puddle

Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard

I plunged my meat so far into his hole that I left him a mustard flower

Mustard flower by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018

mustard buster

Mustard Busting is the act of jerking off with mustard smeared over ones cock

“My Cock is yellow and tingly, i must be a mustard buster.. actually ima go home and mustard bust right now!!” -Gage Gus

mustard buster by mattnotgus September 24, 2019

Mustard Jones 

When playing an FPS video game, specifically with the homies, whenever you top frag, and top frag only for damage. You can call yourself Mustard Jones.

"Wow, I just did 4.6 thousand damage this game and y'all barely have 2 thousand total. I am hard Mustard Jones'ing"

Mustard Jones by Mustard Jones November 2, 2022