Psychedelic dessert dish that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who are done with getting buzzed on a budget will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.
also referred to as: cubensis custard
also referred to as: cubensis custard
Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: What the fuck is mushroom pudding?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: What the fuck is mushroom pudding?
by The Barnacel May 26, 2020

When a guy is sleeping without blankets, and the temperature is very cold. His penis head is sticking out of the fox hole resulting in an Arctic Mushroom
by Dj cold penis December 30, 2011

A drug releasing you from the mundane, usually, when done with a mellow interior and open mind, will allow you to realize how you're being fucked every day of your life.
Wow, those magic mushrooms really helped to get over my parents distressing me, as I came to the conclusion that their constant emotional ravaging towards me, was irrelevent.
by Rebecka Nothing August 20, 2003

After a prolonged bout of anal sex, the giving party turns the recieving party around and proceeds to thwack them on the forehead with their penis/dildo leaving a brown mushroom in its stead. Also known as the brown mushroom to go, because one does not want to stick around after giving a brown mushroom.
notes: brown mushroom is only theoretical, poo does not actually stick to the penis in quantities that would make this act possible.
notes: brown mushroom is only theoretical, poo does not actually stick to the penis in quantities that would make this act possible.
by admin@jordantate.com October 5, 2004

Male masturnation technique wherein the man vigorously oscillates the palm of his hand solely on the tip of the penis. A pleasureful experience if done masterfully, and vice versa
Ed realized the tip of his dick is pretty sensitive, so he decided to polish the bishop mushroom top style this afternoon.
by Dang Lin Wang LXIX April 23, 2015

1. A public relations strategy frequently used by government agencies, corporations and law enforcement officials. It means "feed them manure and keep them in the dark."
The goal is to delay any public disclosure of information as long as possible by releasing half-truths, distortions and useless information to the media.
Origin of the Metaphor: Farmers use manure, millet and recycled wood chips to grow mushrooms in dark, steamy rooms. Hence, "feed them manure and keep them in the dark."
The goal is to delay any public disclosure of information as long as possible by releasing half-truths, distortions and useless information to the media.
Origin of the Metaphor: Farmers use manure, millet and recycled wood chips to grow mushrooms in dark, steamy rooms. Hence, "feed them manure and keep them in the dark."
Detective: "That reporter from the News-Tribune keeps calling me about our runaway child case. What should I do?"
Police Chief: "Try the Mushroom Method. He'll lose interest after a few days and move on to something else. I've seen it work a million times."
Police Chief: "Try the Mushroom Method. He'll lose interest after a few days and move on to something else. I've seen it work a million times."
by Peter Kobs July 19, 2010

by Andrew O. Ben S. TC M. October 7, 2005
