Panty Mustard

a vaginal fluid that leaks uncontrollably to the panties creating a thick mustard like film.

Panty

Hey Rick I was making out with Linda, I bet I stirred up a great amount of panty mustard.

by Harold00 January 5, 2018

baby mustard

Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)

There's no substitute for baby mustard on a hot dog. Lots of it!

by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021

Yellow Mustarding

Annoying somebody to the extent that it is no longer funny. Results tend to be less angry and more desperate and confused.

Dude stop it you’re being so unoriginal nobody but you thinks it’s funny, you’re basically yellow mustarding us at this point. We just wish you would stop.

by JellyrollJellyjinks May 6, 2021

Porkhole Mustard

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.

That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.

by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021

Crank the mustard

A better term for a good ol fashion handjob.

Hey man did she crank the mustard last night?

by Jcfire233 November 9, 2017

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

by innmypusay May 17, 2022

Mustard Plug

A great, American ska band. Awesome music ^^

"We're gonna take on the woooorld, come on every boy, every girl!"
"This is your brain, this is your brain on ska"

by Z-chan June 4, 2004