monking

The theft of lawn gnomes, lawn decorations and seasonal decorations.

"Lets go monking"
"I went monking last night"
"I monked a lawn gnome last night"

by Jon Pedersen November 10, 2006

Mucking Out The Stables

Anal sex

Mucking out the stables is a term in the UK relating to how stable boys remove horseshit from the horses living quarters. I think you get the picture? "I'd like to muck out his/her stables"

by tack November 19, 2003

Munting

When a group of absolute 'lads' proceed into a night on the town with the sole purpose of seeking or 'hunting' non-aesthetically pleasing (aka munted) individuals. The aim is the be mouth-pleased by as many grateful munters as possible. The winner is the participant with the most dick licks by the stroke of midnight.

"Aye lads, my cock's bone dry, fancy going out for a bit of Munting tonight?"

by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018

Munging

To Mung- to skip school or lessons.

Schoolgirl 1- Are you munging next lesson?
Schoolgirl 2- what've we got?
Schoolgirl 1- Maths.
Schoolgirl 2- Hell yeah!

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

munging

Munging v. Eating

Munging adj. Hungry, or wanting food

I'm munging for a steak.

I'm munging on a steak.

by Dr. Roberto Le Camembert February 23, 2009

musking up

to work up to

"i was just musking up the courage to do that"

by NOT christen December 14, 2003

Munting

Verb - the act of nursing your delicate body back to homeostasis. Munting is typically predicated by a wily night out. The kind of night you rarely remember but never forget. Especially when filling out forms that inquire about your drinking habits and you ask yourself, “do I have a problem?” Munting is usually performed by angling one’s body horizontally on a couch, bed, or other cushioned flat surface, ordering takeout for every meal, and consuming infinite content to distract you of your sins from the night before. Typically, one will munt for at least 12 hours to achieve full recovery.

“Yesterday was a doozy, munting is my only hope at becoming a functioning person again”

by Ianmoon June 13, 2021