Minced

To be completely and utterly shredded. To have extremely low body fat percentage and to have extreme muscle definition.

Hey jimmy are you dieting right now?

Yeah, I’m carb cycling. I’m gonna get minced.

by Bigpeepeejew February 6, 2020

Get Minced

Similar in meaning to get roasted and is a fun and obsessive way to say it.

"The color on my shirt is brighter than your future"
"Ooooohhh! Get minced!"

by Quicksand Boy January 8, 2018

mince

A camp strut, typically performed by limp-wristed, overweight homosexual men who look as though they are being pulled along by the scrotum

Many people in Brighton like to mince up and down the high street

Alan Carr is a prime mincer

by Gladtobe November 27, 2012

Mince

The highest form of praise anything can recieve
It goes as follows:
Shite
Bad
Average
Good
Exellent
Legendary
Mince

There is no higher form of greatness, comes from a combination of the words immense and mint.

"So was the film any good then?"
"It was amazing, i would go as far to say it was legendary"
"Thats not good enough, it was absolutely mince!"

by PlipandPlop June 23, 2007

mincer

A mincer is someone who goes clubbing on weekends and get some sort of joy in trying to pick up drunk straight guys. If they are rejected a mincer can sometimes get hostile

'That matt guy was cracken on to me last night bro'
'course he was that kids a mincer'

by Max-Felix October 10, 2006

Mince

verb 'to mince'
To spend 'quality' time with your gf when you could be having much better time with your mates and you know it.
In extreme cases one might say 'boiling a bag of mince'

Wheres steve wasnt he supposed to be coming for a surf?
Nah hes on the fucking mince.
Surprise sur-fucking-prise

or

You out on thursday
Nah mate im boiling a bag of mince
Aeeetn

by johhnyboygomez June 20, 2005

Mincers

Freakishly small feet, especially on a male.

"Look at the mincers on that dude!" or "Why can't you just get on your mincers and prance away from me."

by Nannerama April 8, 2010