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Muhammad-Maxxing

The idea of trying to emulate or maximize oneself based on perceived traits or behaviors of the Prophet Muhammad in Islam.
Person A: I'm talking to little kids but I'm over 18.
Person B: Bro is Muhammad-Maxxing!
by thomasaquinas January 3, 2026
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Prophet Muhammad

Prophet Muhammad means a pedophile who forced a little girl to marry him and then raped her. Often worshiped by people like him and pray about him. Piss be upon him.

Image of Muhammad included.
Person 1: Hey dude, what's another name for a pedophile with 8 letters and starts with m?

Person 2: Muhammad

Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025
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Muhammad dammit

Often used to express emotion about an imaginary person. Muhammad dammit means to say that something was funny, surprising, or crazy.
Person 1: *Drops a bucket of paint on third floor.*

Person 2: Muhammad dammit! Watch out, you almost dropped that on me!

Person 1: Hey, don't say that! That hurts my feelings! I'm gonna hit you because my "religion of peace" says to do it to non believers.

Person 2: I'd like to see you try.

Person 1: *Punches like a pussy ass little girl.*

Person 2: *Pimp slaps the cunt pedo worshiper.*

Person 3: Islamophobia!

Person 2: He tried to hit me first.

Person 3: It's his right you islamophobe! #freepaleshit

Person 2: SMH I'm sorry your parents dropped you when you were a baby.

Person 3: Duh I want to be like Muhammad. Where the kids at?
by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025
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Muhammad

A pedophile who is a prophet in the religion of terrorism, islam.
muhammad was a very bad guy
by yyy19mo021 May 21, 2025
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Prophet Muhammad

Prophet Muhammad(may piss be upon him) is a 7th century homosexual suffering from retardation. He used to go from town to town to take the innocence of the local children. At one point in his life Muhammad created the annual celebration of Keti Koti. On the last day of his life he was seen molesting an infant after which he was clubbed to death with a rock.
Look a pedophile! He reminds me of the great Prophet Muhammad(piss be upon him).
by maurofiel May 30, 2025
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Muhammad Sha7een 3bdelnabi 3bdelra7man

Basically, a person who claims his name isn't really that, but his name is in fact Muhammad Sha7een 3bdelnabi 3bdelra7man and we love him and are so proud of him for being himself
girl 1: oh my god is that Muhammad sha7een 3bdelnabi 3bdelra7man 3bdel3zeem?

girl 2: YAS GIRL I LOVE MUHAMMAD SHA7EEN 3BDELNAMI 3BDELRA7MAN 3BDEL3ZEEM I WANNA GIVE HIM ALL THE HEAD IN THE WORLD.
boy 1: same girls, same.
by abadanakaloo November 23, 2023
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