Muggle

A heterosexual male.

Mike: Your brother is hot, Michelle! Michelle: Dude, he's not gay; he's a muggle.

by PSrz March 17, 2010

Muggle

A COMPLETELY Racist remark aganist those without magical skills! Muggles are people without magical abilities, and "wizards" refer to them as such, completely racist! G-Unit

"Muggles, are basically, everyday humans."

by Uncle Vernon September 2, 2005

get mugged

When you try to act cool and doing something rad , but instead you look like an idiot and you get ragged. Bit like get REKT

Grace just went tried to walk like she was a boss ass bitch but instead she tripped and fell bless her then you say "HAHAHAHAH GET MUGGED"

by Curwizzle964 May 11, 2016

Muggle

Someone who does not have the ability to conduct magical powers. Is not skilled with a wand or with spells

A NON- Wizard, A muggle

by The Black Panther Strikes March 22, 2010

mugglewump

right sexy boy, often with smaller than average hands, but this is usually made up elsewhere..

That guy last night was a real mugglewump!

by Mathew February 6, 2004

azz mugged

when a person wipes his rectum onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly

My boss took out all his crap on me today so I azz mugged him to make me feel better.

by Jean Painter September 25, 2006

Muggle

A derogatory term for humans with no magical abilities. Used by wizards, witches, other magic folk, and freak wannabe's. Becomes non-derogatory when used by fellow non-magic persons to their fellow mugs.

Wizard freak: "Ha, ha! Yer a retarded muggle!"(Throws dirt)
Muggle: *cries*

WRONG!!

Normal Person: "Hey, yo! Wuddup m' muggle?!
Muggle: "Nuttin' much, blud."

RIGHT!!

by Mbeh October 6, 2007