Muddy Minnow

While performing the art of anal sex, right before you bust, stick it in her vag and bust that nut, son! - JOP3 and TME

Bro! So last night, I was goin to fuckin pound town on this bish, and I slipped her a muddy minnow in her box.

by Balloonknot15 September 11, 2018

muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.

After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.

by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019

Muddy Leprechaun

A sexual maneuver involving scat and an Irish midget. Freedom to do whatever is encouraged, but you must ejaculate in an arc to resemble a rainbow.

"Man last night was amazing. We had anal intercourse, and then I gave her a muddy leprechaun."

by Scat 'o' the Irish March 1, 2010

muddy bloody

whenever you nail a girl in the tailpipe and you pull out and there is anal leakage consisting of shit and blood.

i had to clean the muddy bloody off my bed after i fucked her in her ass.

by willjoekirby September 28, 2004

Muddy Muskie

When you have anal sex, and take out your penis, with shit on your dick, flop your dick around like a muskie out of water, and shit goes all over the girl.

Man, I sure gave that drunk chick one hell of a muddy muskie last night.

by the cock monster March 23, 2009

Muddy Windmill

When a guy sticks his dick in an ass, takes it out and slaps the other person in the face, imitating a windmill

Steven: "MAN!! last night I gave a girl an extremely excellent muddy windmill... she loved it!"

Jack: "Sounds like fun! We should try it sometime"

by JuneauPankake February 6, 2010

muddy fingers

The term used to describe the act someone who works in a Lab testing peoples Faeces would engage in. Some more modern labs use little spades to transfer specimens, but this term is for the old fashion and hard core Labs.

" Hey lads i got me job back at the lab, so i guess I'll be getting muddy fingers again"

by Jebusmoore November 4, 2007