Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises

He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF) by torrK October 14, 2008

Muck Fuffin 

Friendly way of saying Fuck Muffin. Formed by switching the m and the f. Used often as a substitute for the yelling "shit!"

John: Hey you're gf's breaking up with you.
Jack: Muck Fuffin!

Muck Fuffin by My Diablo Man January 14, 2011

Muck-Eyed 

The state of intoxication that is considerably worse than drunk, smashed, blind, sloshed and hammed. For one to be muck eyed they need to have had consumed at least 10 alcoholic drinks within the hour and have to have a blood alcohol level of 0.12
There is some cases of people getting that Muck-eyed that they even put on a pair of shorts to continue drinking know as muck-shorts see muck-shorts

Bill was so Muck-Eyed he tried to punch on with his cat.

Muck-Eyed by Str8rippinpro September 28, 2012

muck booter 

One who relocates from a rural to an urban environment in a misguided attempt to become more "civilized". The name is derived from that individual's inability to fully assimilate to their new environment, specifically in their ability to choose appropriate footwear for certain events.

Office Snob: OMG! Did you see what that Muck Booter in the office/cubicle down the hall was wearing today?

Liberal Yuppy: Yeah...unfortunately I'm not surprised. She is also the type of person that would name her dog after a gun.

muck booter by Lumberjack192 January 10, 2014

muck trail 

When you jack off and the semen runs down your balls into your gooch/undercarriage area

Dude, I jacked off this morning laying on my back and instead of landing on my stomach, it just lazily rolled down my shaft down towards my bhole... it created quite the exhilarating muck trail

muck trail by Funky Wilkerbean January 4, 2017

Muck Rock

i. An autonomous animated lifeform, typically depicted visually, not limited to the third dimension, by the artist known as Jules Muck

Being blessed with a MUCK ROCK is nothing short of inherting a VAN GOGH.

Muck Rock by ALIVE ALIVE August 13, 2022

muck fissoula 

A play on the phrase "Fuck Missoula." Used mostly on t-shirts to insult the hippies, yuppies, and yippies from the city of Missoula Montana. Mostly used by the students of Montana State University towards the students the University of Montana.

"The t-shirt place won't make a shirt that says fuck on it. What should we do?"

"Put 'Muck Fissoula' on it."

muck fissoula by g-man January 18, 2005