Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride: while a girl gives you a blowjob, you are holding the hair on either side of her head, with your fingers intertwined into her hair. At random moments you hold her head down as far as she can manage, not letting her up until you feel a gentle tear landing on your lap, or other indicator that she’s had enough.
I was in bed with Irene last night, and I totally yanked her head down and gave her a Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride
by ButteCityGibbs December 24, 2023

I know a good motorcycle guru. Ask her anything about motorcycles, she knows everything there is to know about them. She has read all the brochures and something about it makes her feel tougher, so she started calling people pal even though she never talked that way as a kid, and it's weird when you hear somebody start talking weird in their 30s. It would be like somebody who tried to keep everybody around them from cursing or using language that didn't come from a Disney film or show most of the time suddenly talking like a badass.
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022

by SCBD2021 October 29, 2021

Electric Motorcycle: noun.
A motorcycle that is 100% battery powered and no one will ever hear coming!
A motorcycle that is 100% battery powered and no one will ever hear coming!
With its powerful motor, nimble handling and stealthy silence, the electric motorcycle is designed for the super villain who’s goal is to never be caught!
by Battery Licker February 22, 2020

The most thrill-seeking rides ever
Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting
Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting
by Knmagor October 31, 2022

by Sjdh December 5, 2018

by dan-yell May 15, 2021
