Dick and mortar

When you start a relationship in-person and it leads to a hookup without using any dating apps (like Tinder)

Guy 1: Hey, is that a new girl, how’d you meet her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.

by 24Harry42 December 23, 2020

Moster

Main Entry: Mo·ster
Pronunciation: \ˈmō-stər\
Function: noun
Date: 2010

: pianist, locked in an epic life-or-death struggle with Hanns Eisler

No Hanns will ever stand a chance against the Moster!

by The Excellist May 18, 2010

Motard

A person who is motivated to the point that it is retarded. Instead of just yelling answers back to upperclassmen, a motard will scream the answer back until his face turns purple. A motard will also come up with ridiculously complicated solutions to extremely simple problems.

Upperclassmen : " Fish motard, why do they call you fish motard?"

Fish motard: "SIRBECAUSEI'MMOTIVATEDTOTHEPOINTTHATIT'SRETARDEDSIR!"

by Mr. Finning(NROTC, TAMUG, '11) January 13, 2010

mastard

a motherf***ing bastard...

Don...you stupid mastard!!

by sweetzsug & fred man April 30, 2006

motard

A retarded moron/moronic retard.

What a motard.

by SND January 17, 2003

Motard

a moron and a retard combined

George bush+Hilary Duff= Motard

by Mollyness December 28, 2008

moctar sall

irrelevant bastard and lives in lonely lodge

loves: Sam, Keiran and jalen.
hates: isabella
in his spare time he likes to see how many niggers are in one store.

my name is moctar sall and i'm a bitch, and i hit Taylor with my ballz

by A guy2234 May 18, 2018