Talia Morrison

Talia Morrison is a breathtaking, beautiful girl, who loves volleyball, singing, and theatre. She has the voice of an angel. She will not be overlooked by some losers on a corner, but instead stand her ground and fight for what she thinks is right. Now even though she can seem mean her heart is full of gold and love for everyone she’s around. She puts so much time and effort into what she does and always has a second mind. Talia Morrison has a really nice body including boobs and butt that any man can’t comprehend. Talia has a nice warmhearted spirit that will for sure shine through
Person one: wow that girl over there was really sweet, and she looks so good.
Person two: yeah she’s a Talia Morrison
by Girly girl 3000 January 22, 2025
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Mr. Morrison

This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".
If you need something built, call Mr. Morrison.
by GrandpaBen September 25, 2020
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Shawna Morrison

The best friend you will ever meet and always likes to have fun and laugh she is most compatible with Gabes :3 and she likes to fool around with her friends she is a cute brunette and she has brown eyes usually she is aboriginal and when her hair goes into the light it is a beautiful caramel.
Mackenna:there is shawna holla

Kaley: yay ^.^

Emma:my buddie

Teacher:her name is shawna Morrison right?
by Shawnyshoo February 24, 2013
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morrison men

Someone who takes peoples money but fails to do the work.

A dodgy tradesman who gets chased down the street by A Current Affair after getting paid to do work but never showing up.

A dodgy politician who is there for the photo opportunity but never there for the follow up.
The "morrison men" are fixers according to Jenny. They just aren't very good at it.
by Anonald May 15, 2022
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Morrison

When you're at an event such a sporting match or concert, and need to defecate, but choose to hold it in rather than queue up for the toilet. Inevitably you end up shitting yourself, but you lie about it to your mates.
"Aw fuck, did you see shit running down Damo's pants after the Broncos last weekend? He was in full denial! That's a proper Morrison, ay!
by ballsacklord November 15, 2021
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Morrison

Morrison
He is morrison
by ...m September 04, 2018
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Morrison

To lie without remorse, and to believe that your lie is the truth because Jesus has sanctioned your presence on this earth
"Ahhh, come on mate that has to be a Morrison!". As the bloke with the necklace of flowers around his neck and a hawaiian shirt on said that he was busy working all weekend.
by Olio bandito November 29, 2021
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