Marital Artist

(not to be confused with Martial Artist): A special type of Marital Counselor who shows married couples not only how to stay married, but, how to have an extremely happy marriage.

Barbara claims to be a Marital Artist, but, she fucked Eileen's husband!

by Joseph Selb March 12, 2009

maritsa

A very beautiful, divine, lovely female

Mmmmhmmm, looka looka. Ain't she a Maritsa

by sweeeeet January 19, 2003

Mohit

Person worshipped in Pioneer Charter School of Science. People who follow his teachings made a group called "Mohit Gang"
If you see him take a picture

Hey did you see Mohit
MOHIT GANG!!!!!!

by David Mohit November 2, 2018

Merit System

A system or policy whereby people are promoted or rewarded on the basis of ability and achievement rather than because of seniority, quotas, patronage, or the like.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 30, 2003

Massachusetts Maritime Academy

The only college campus where you'll take one look at the female population and decide that a closely related relative is more sexually attractive.

Hey dude are there any hotties at Massachusetts Maritime Academy?

I'd rather fuck my mom

by bk baller January 18, 2011

mirite

A bastardation of "Am I right?"

"If you weren't such a queer, you'd like women! MIRITE, GUYZ? MIRITE?"

by DEE. May 5, 2006

Moritz

Moritz is very attractive and has a huge cock.
Many girls are into him and he’s basically a god.

Moritz is a true gangster

by Cocksuckerdaniel January 24, 2020