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You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix 

Absurd, stream-of-consciousness phrase used by Zach Galifianakis in a stand-up routine in Luna Park, West Hollywood, California in January 1999. The term has come to be a broader vehicle for closing an argument or putting a speaker off balance. This use can be viewed on YouTube by searching for "Zach Galifanakis Luna Park 1999". The line occurs about about 5:31 into the routine.
From Zach Glifianakis' 1999 Luna Park, West Hollywood comedy routine:

"Why do I sit around Indian-style on my hardwood floor, yelling out to myself, 'You ain't got no pancake mix!'?"
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Period mix 

A mix of songs, either a tape or CD, to help your girlfriend or a female friend feel better while she is on her period.
From the movie "No Strings Attached" (2011)

Adam: I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.
Shira: Nice memorization. Did you Google that?
Adam: I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...
(takes out a CD)
Adam: I also made you this.
(hands it to Emma)
Adam: To help soothe your womb.
Patrice: It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine."
Shira: "Sunday Bloody Sunday"?
Emma: Adam. You made me... a period mix?
Guy: That's so romantic!
Patrice: Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"!
Adam: That's the doozy.
Period mix by wallovt April 22, 2012

Forest Mix 

The act of taking a branch with leaves, berries and loose bark, the sticking it up your partners anus and licking it out.
I gave that little niglet a forest mix
Forest Mix by fhgul April 29, 2011

Meow Mix Lesbian

An old woman whose husband has died, leaving her very lonely, so she and her other widowed friend live together with their 50 cats.
Mrs. Jones and Mrs. Smith were so lonely after their husbands died, so they decided to become meow mix lesbians.
When a finished music video is re-edited by an outside party to portray even more dopeness.

Term originated by Producer G. Martian.
"Gabrielle, please g-mix my video it's so bland and non-dope!"
g-mix by G-mixer August 2, 2012

Death Mix 

Death Mix happens when you get an empty water bottle. Then, you go to your parents’ liquor cabinet: take a little bit of every liquor and you put it inside the water bottle. Even the melon one, even the banana one, even the vermouth, even the rum, and even the one in the back that you don’t even know what it is, and then you shake it up. Then you drink it at school and you forget about school. And you don’t need to learn because who cares about learning? Then you vomit in the bathroom and the teachers are worried, but fuck the teachers. Then your parents are worried and they’re all like “Where is my alcohol?” They didn’t notice because you put in a little water in it, then you put it in the freezer, and then it freezes. Then you get caught, but it all works out.
Ah, yes sweet death mix. It tastes like literal poison, but you chug the whole thing at school and spend the latter half of the day passed out on the wheelchair bathroom stall.
Death Mix by tommyboy666 February 22, 2018