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Mitzvah

Similar to a yoke in a sence that like to an ox it's a way of guiding somebody to do good with their life. It would be popularly marketed with something like #mitzvah and @superjew, it's basically a good deed but with more value to the soul. Also mentioned constantly in the Jewish world alongside words like Hashem, kosher, Bernie, and Wall Street.
Already have too much money? Do a mitzvah! Donate to some random charity!

It was fun to volunteer with my yeshivah for the local homeless shelter! #mitzvah #BaruchHashem #BecauseWeAreLakewoodSoWeAre etterThanAll

Those people from Lakewood think they are so great because they worked for a rushed hour to help the homeless while shitting on any other organization that helped out even though they put WAY more effort! Why don't they do the mitzvah of learning to STFU!
by DethKnot March 15, 2017
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Pussy mites

Another term for "crabs" or "pubic lice". Which are small, six-legged creatures that infect the pubic hair area and lay eggs.

Transmission generally occurs during sexual activity. However, it also can occur through physical contact with contaminated objects such as toilet seats, sheets, and blankets.
Tom gave Mary pussy mites.
Which made her vagina itch at night.
Well Mary never had such a scare when she looked down there for pussy mites were crawling everywhere!
by universalhigh September 26, 2010
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China Miéville

A writer, considered by many, to be the next J.R.R. Tolkien.

His four books, in order, are "King Rat" about a young man who discovers his heritage is closely intertwined with legend, "Perdido Street Station" the first book in an unnamed series set on a world called Bas-Lag. In it, a scientist and his xenian (alien) lover uleash a nightmare on the city of New Crobuzon. "The Scar" second in the series, about a woman named Bellis Coldwine fleeing the city in the peripheral wake of the events in the previous. It delves much deeper into the history first glimpsed in "Perdido Street Station". Most recently is "Iron Council" which follows the history of the 'perpetual train' and how it comes to help out several people.

Though obscure he's won or been nominated for more awards than many writers produce.
Damn, that Miéville! I wish I could write half so well.
by Bachalon August 8, 2004
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mites

a mouth bacteria that is introduced by sucking the penis of someone who has had sex with a dead body.
tom is a necrophiliac and tiffany sucked his cock, now she has mites
by abe November 16, 2003
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Canadian Bar Mitzvah

An insane sexual act invented by my crazy brother Tom. A Canadian Bar Mitzvah is when a woman pour maple syrup on your ball sack and then stomps on it while wearing high heels.
Tom was so stoned last night, I think he let April give him a Canadian Bar Mitzvah!
by The Captain714 December 9, 2008
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mitzvah tank

A jiffy lube for lubavs.
by Mushka October 26, 2003
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Mitzvah

My Christian motherlaw told me that Mitzvah means shitshow.
by Pete the Irish heat October 27, 2018
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