Mitch

A bowel movement of the greatest magnitude;
The biggest, sloppiest, wet shit.

“Fuck that Indian food, I gotta to take a Mitch!”

by HunnitJEEZUSH August 4, 2018

mitch

A boy who killed himself after losing an iPod.

An hero.

Hey, did you know that mitch is such an hero?

by mish1 September 22, 2018

MITCH

Mitch is a male bitch with usually long hair and is bisexual but will not tell anyone and also has ugly toes

MITCH THAT LONG HAIRED BITCH WITH UGLY TOES

by SHIIGGGYY November 9, 2018

Mitch

Mitch is a great person, mostly Norwegian and speaks great English . Mitch is often referred to as a "He" and is a weird person, often a gamer or weirdo. Who knows? Mitch is often referred to as Bitch or a snitch!

Mitch is such a bitch

by OnlineNorwegian January 10, 2019

Mitch

A very big dick head and has no fucking friends and should kill himself

I saw Mitch the other day and I wanted to kill myself

by Callmeonurcellphone April 22, 2019

Mitch

Mitch is an amazing boy. He is so dumb and smart and out going and so sweet. He is always there for his friends and makes everyone laugh. He can be very stupid sometimes and be sensitive and care about what others say about him but other than that almost everyone loves Mitch!

Wow they are so lucky to call Mitch they’re friend!

by Tdh June 16, 2019

Mitch

He’s the kind of guy to cheat on you and he’s also your brothers best friend and you dated cause you thought he was a nice guy but no

Phoenix: Yo is that Mitch
cassidy: *runs behind a tree*
Phoenix: get over him already

by Da phuc June 22, 2019