The female version of Bros Before Hoes. The unwritten law that female friends come before the male friends.
Jeannie: Why are you not coming to the party again?
Laurie: 'Cuz I met this sweet dude the other night.
Jeannie: <shaking head sadly> Sistahs before Mistahs, girl.
Laurie: 'Cuz I met this sweet dude the other night.
Jeannie: <shaking head sadly> Sistahs before Mistahs, girl.
by SJB July 29, 2008
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No one talks shit to my face, no one.
One time a guy swung on me at the poker table, big mistake.
I picked him up and slammed him, grabbed his heel and was about to come down with a haymaker Fedor style when he said "Ok I quit".
One time a guy swung on me at the poker table, big mistake.
I picked him up and slammed him, grabbed his heel and was about to come down with a haymaker Fedor style when he said "Ok I quit".
by internettoughgeyser May 1, 2009
Get the big mistake mug.A "Mista Penguin" is an extremely good looking and sweet guy. He is compassionate and cares about the well being of other people. He is like a penguin with how dedicated he can become to somone he loves and he would most likely become a devoted and loving father someday.
He has a wide variety of talents that no one else possesses. He's kind of like a superhero and nothing ever bothers him. He so cool and laid back that even if a bomb was going off just listening to him talk would be like sitting by the ocean drinking banana smoothies.
He has a wide variety of talents that no one else possesses. He's kind of like a superhero and nothing ever bothers him. He so cool and laid back that even if a bomb was going off just listening to him talk would be like sitting by the ocean drinking banana smoothies.
by MizzEverest August 23, 2011
Get the Mista Penguin mug.Novice- Someone who is unexperienced or sucks at life in a certain subject or activity.
Novice mistake- doing something that is ridiculous or not close to being reasonable.
Novice mistake- doing something that is ridiculous or not close to being reasonable.
"Damn, John should have hit-it-and quit it, that sucks he has a bitchy girlfriend now."
"Yea, he made a novice mistake by hooking up with that bitch."
"Yea, he made a novice mistake by hooking up with that bitch."
by Fred Williamson April 14, 2009
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Two Girls at a Night club,
' Girl 1: " Hey Girl 2 i'm going to have coffee at a cafe now, just met this Hot guy," . Girl 2 : "Girl 1 ! what the hell ! You came with me, so you have to leave with me !, It's "Sistas before Mistas" remember !"
Hmm, i have two free tickets to a beyonce gig tonight, hmm, i'd better go with Jacqui and not Mark because i only met mark a few times and Jacqui and i have been besties for years. After all it is 'sistas before mistas'
' Girl 1: " Hey Girl 2 i'm going to have coffee at a cafe now, just met this Hot guy," . Girl 2 : "Girl 1 ! what the hell ! You came with me, so you have to leave with me !, It's "Sistas before Mistas" remember !"
Hmm, i have two free tickets to a beyonce gig tonight, hmm, i'd better go with Jacqui and not Mark because i only met mark a few times and Jacqui and i have been besties for years. After all it is 'sistas before mistas'
by Bojacke February 20, 2012
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