Mississippi Coon

When you are driving down the road and there isnt a bathroom for mile and you have to pee. You hang your back-end out of the car window and pee while the car is in motion.

"Daddy, what was that furry thing? Was that Sasquatch?"
"No boy, that was a Mississippi Coon..."

by Imnotaraciest March 19, 2010

mississippi cleanout

After anal, Get a bottle of Diet Coke, You put in Mentos so it Goes to irrupt and then you proceed to quickly take the cap off and shove it up your partners asshole. The end product will result in Diet Coke oozing out of your partners mouth.

I gave that bitch a Mississippi cleanout after destroying her asshole bro, it was a spectacle to behold!

by Chiefslapho July 3, 2019

Mississippi Whippet

A Mississippi Whippet is when you flatulate into your partners mouth, then they blow it back into your own mouth.

Jay and Shane gave each other Mississippi Whippets to cover the smell of alcohol on their breath.

by ShaneEugeneMiller November 24, 2015

The Muddy Mississippi

When you are fucking a girl in her ass and she shits all over you big fat cock

I was fucking your mom in her ass last night, and she sent me down the muddy mississippi,

by PERVERT FIREFIGHTER February 16, 2010

Mississippi blacksnake

An african-american penis.

Wow...That chick is in search of his mississippi blacksnake.

by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

Mississippi sharpshooter

When a man has such impeccable control over his sexual climax that he can ejaculate into the mouth of a sneezing partner.

Did you see that video with the Mississippi sharpshooter? It's better than when that guy stuck his head in that girl's vag!

by humansRpepul2 February 14, 2008

Mississippi Mangler

When hang your partner from a ceiling fan upside down and as she/he/they are spinning around your dick is slapping them in the face. Bonus: Have one man/woman for each fan blade, or have multiple dicks slapping.

i tied up my midget wife for a good ole mississippi mangler session

by redneck12432 February 18, 2011