n. An abhorrently abrasive and base sexual act that consist of inserting a shaken bottle of any Miller product up the anus of a sexual partner just before climax. After the bottle is inserted and the bottles contents are emptied into the anus the perpetrator then quickly put's their mouth to the anus to drink the fount. It is the suggestion of the author that any person wishing to execute the Milwaukee Monsoon should:
a. Have a bottle of any miller product hidden out of sight, easy to access with out disturbing sexual intercourse, but open and ready to be shaken and then inserted once the time comes.
b. Smack the back side of the reciever to disguise the sound of the bottle being shaken while the thumb is placed in the mouth of the bottle.
c. Timing is everything!! Once the bottle's removed the beer will spray in a monsoon fashion and there is NO time to lose!!! Get your mouth down there as soon as the bottle has been removed.
a. Have a bottle of any miller product hidden out of sight, easy to access with out disturbing sexual intercourse, but open and ready to be shaken and then inserted once the time comes.
b. Smack the back side of the reciever to disguise the sound of the bottle being shaken while the thumb is placed in the mouth of the bottle.
c. Timing is everything!! Once the bottle's removed the beer will spray in a monsoon fashion and there is NO time to lose!!! Get your mouth down there as soon as the bottle has been removed.
"Dude, Can I have one of these MGD's for later.. I'm going to give what's her face a Milwaukee Monsoon!!"
by Jables McGrables November 05, 2006
by itsnotfrench May 20, 2008
by Baseballer March 29, 2004
Is where you catch yours or someone elses solid turd, then freeze it in the freezer, then bang your old lady with it.
by Bored Sarge October 15, 2006
Having spent a weekend under the influence of multiple drugs and simultaneously having sucked numerous men’s penises.
“Hey man, I heard Virginia did a shit load of drugs and got down on her knees at Josh’s party this weekend”
“Yah, that bitch totally got lost in Milwaukee”
“Yah, that bitch totally got lost in Milwaukee”
by Pile of trash October 17, 2017
A Milwaukee Faggot is when two people of the same gender, preferably males, have aggressive sexual intercourse publicly in Milwaukee. Milwaukee Faggot can also be used as an insult against somebody who performs this.
by northie1618 June 09, 2022
Reddit user u/apra24
"a full Milwaukee is when she cradles the balls while humming the star spangled banner"
"a full Milwaukee is when she cradles the balls while humming the star spangled banner"
by Crazyrampageguy December 20, 2022