mike

He is milord. He is amazing, perfect and precious. He has a really cute dog. He loves and supports the people around him. He is just perfect ❤️
He is practically fluent in french btw.

Who is the guy who makes the best dumplings?
Oh, its mike!

by beatsabergirl July 14, 2019

Mike

The kind of guy who will let you fuck him any which way (upside down, bondage, booty eating, something else extreme). Usually used as an ironic comeback.

"Dude you are so fucking lame!"
"hey, tie me up to tree, kiss me twice, and call me Mike"

by Moobie mcgoober January 23, 2018

Mike

A petty guy who enjoys Urban Dictionary way too much. His proudest moment is when a definition he put up for someone's name just to make a point actually gets published.

"This bitch just put my name on Urban Dictionary as a bunch of insults!"
"Damn, he's so petty-- must be a Mike"

by sfdk November 5, 2019

Mike

A complete asshole. And usually likes it in the butt.

Wow did you hear mike took a 13 incher in the butt.

by How mama October 24, 2019

Mike

Biggest dick in the history

Mike with the big dick

by J. Keenest March 1, 2021

Mikee

Cool person who likes to play basketball, best looking, athletic, unique, intelligent, can cookand clean, friendly (unless you get on his bad side), good dancer, weird, ladies if he isn't your bf you missin out, always thinks about the saying "no chest no sex", and really annoying but worth it.

You're just lIke MIKEE!!

by YoucuntCme March 15, 2017

Mike

This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.

Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.

by LAdy gaga October 17, 2012