he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan
mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing
mighty jordan has rock hard abs.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing
mighty jordan has rock hard abs.
by weakling0944 July 24, 2020
A gorgeous man who resembles the characteristics of a renaissance statue. A caring man who lives near the forest with his two dogs and loves pasta. A man that is great to have a chat with at the dispense of 10 beers instead of 1.
by The assjuice companion July 01, 2022
A crazy french person who owns lots of money and houses and pulls lots of pussy using the silky french language
by great H July 09, 2014
To ejaculate extremely hard after sexual interaction or viewing porn / any other type of sexual stimulator
by SchmoofMoof December 22, 2017
by ThatLittyKidd May 18, 2020
A mighty glacier is one of the Standard Character Classes. These stat builds focus entirely on attack and defense. They hit really hard, and can take tons of hits, but they are slow and easy to hit. Characters that usually take this role are Warriors and fight almost exclusively in close quarters.
The best way to deal with these builds is to either attack from a range that they cannot hit you, or to evade their attacks.
More commonly known as a Tank, although tanks are typically faster.
The best way to deal with these builds is to either attack from a range that they cannot hit you, or to evade their attacks.
More commonly known as a Tank, although tanks are typically faster.
"You'll never beat me! I can kill you in 1 hit!"
"ugh... another mighty glacier? I'll switch to ranged then... Good luck getting to me before I kill you."
"ugh... another mighty glacier? I'll switch to ranged then... Good luck getting to me before I kill you."
by suntan50 December 20, 2015
A man with an abornormally small penis. Good looks but when he brings the ladies back to bed, they laugh at his small size.
by Jiantchocatelace February 24, 2014