Midnight stripper

Someone who manages to take their clothes of in their sleep.

“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”

by Jakemon00 January 13, 2023

Midnight Blizzard

The act of generously coating your man crush's face with a thick batch of man chowder, with the aid of no less than four other men. All whilst he sleeps.

Cyrus: Dude, shut up and let me smatter his face with my love juice.
Domonic: Alright fine, but let me call three other guys. We'll make this a midnight blizzard.

by Blizz-tacular January 20, 2009

midnight rape

when a person wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to pleasantly surprise their partner by giving them amazingly good oral sex.

Ryan: I am so tired today!
Babs: Why is that?
Ryan: Because you midnight raped me last night!

by nfr October 22, 2010

midnight run

When people abandon their business and/or home, leaving quickly in the middle of the night. Abandoned houses will reveal clues about the former occupants. It is generally considered that people do a Midnight Run because of financial troubles, however it also may be to evade an abusive spouse, or to evade the law.

the mother and daughter who once lived in the building did a midnight run

by truckguy60 November 29, 2010

midnight pocket

Noun: A vagina. Coined by Frank Sinatra in his 1963 Las Vegas tour.

Slip it in her midnight pocket.

by Maurice Dowdry July 7, 2008

Midnight Poo

Having to get up out of your warm bed past midnight to poo, but you hold it in until the last minute because you dread the cold air and toilet set.

Joe "Dang I gotta take a midnight poo, but im warm...maybe it'll go away."
5 minutes later...
Joe"Oh crap I gotta take a poo!! get out of my way granny that cold toilet seat is mine!"
Joe (post fecal deployment) "Brrrrrr"

by YourAwesome! December 14, 2011

midnight caller

Someone who calls you during the middle of the night wanting to participate in sexual activities.

Hey dave, that psyco chick with the one leg is a midnight caller.

by yolonathan January 14, 2018