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middle school

a place you cant wait to go to
but when you get there you wish you could just fuck it all and go somewhere else.
For grades 6-8 or 7-8
supposed to prepare you for high school
but doesnt.
you prettty much spend all day talking, unless you have the shitty teachers that actually make you work
filled with skanky little girls
and horny little boys.
people actually expect to have fun in middle school, but if you are mature at all, you hate it with a passion.
this is the time where everyone thinks they know it all and are sooo mature, when they are really less mature than they were in elementary school.
Drugs are often tried, mostly pot.
The main groups at my middle school were....

Preps: The hollister hoes who think theyre better than everyone else and are rich and talk about the brand of clothes theyre wearing and how much money their parents have.

Emo: the group of kids that used to be labeled goth, but cut themselves.

Scene: The half prep half emo kids, almost ALWAYS myspace whores. Wear bright colors and funky hair trying to be "different" when really they are just the same as every scene kid.

Stoners: Often haters of preps, do drugs, mostly pot...quite often. Skaters most times, and guys mostly too. The scene girls often date them ,and in turn become stoners.

theres more but labels can fuck themselves so whatever haha
at my school theres pioneer day
a day souly for the guys enjoyment.
The girls dress up as slutty ass saloon girls with their boobs hanging out and legs showing
Guys dress as cowboys...and indians and often check out the sluts walking by.

as you can see middle school is weird.
it sucks
dont go there if you dont have to
if youve been and actually enjoyed that shit, your messed up :)
uffda:Hey kimmy, your about to go into middle school are you excited?
kimmy: OHH YESS, its gonna be totally amazing, were gonna be teenagers :)))
now kimmy is in 8th grade
Beffle: so kimmy, how do you like being in middle school?
kimmy: it sucks, the people are rude and concieted, the teachers are old and fucking mean, drama is everywhere, the guys are too scared to do anything when they like you, and life pretty much sucks.
Beffle: sounds like middle school to me, dont worry high school will be better :)
by kellylizzz.=p. May 5, 2008
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Middle School

I still haven't found a single person who said Middle School didn't suck.
by Juju-Bean February 4, 2009
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Middle School

Deepest pit in hell, a place where despair and agony dont just describe your energy bar, but describe your life. Joy is granted to seldom, but you come out a stronger human being.
by jbus August 2, 2004
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Middle Finger

The easiest sign language. Telling everyone it’s pointed at, to go fuck off and fuck themselves.
*raises middle finger* Here’s your gift!
by Killer198 August 22, 2020
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Middle School Bases

Going up to bat - asking out
First base - kissing and holding hands
Second Base - meaningfull convos/make out
Third-make out and "fingering"
Homerun: nudity/top up
Grandslam: BJ
i totally got homerun with colloeen on middle school bases
by cj11223344 October 8, 2009
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middle school

Worst 2/3/4 years of one's life.Almost all the 7th graders have already lost their virginity,and the ones who didn't are being made fun of.It's a huge hellhole where all your friends leave you for the popular kids,and you find yourself standing alone in a corner with chewing gum in your hair.
1)The GIRLS
A typical 7th/8th grade middle school girl has already had at least 4 boyfriends,whom she claimed to be in love with.They all think they are mature and that they know everything about love and life.Boy,they are so wrong.The popular girls deal with ridiculous drama everyday.They always get into fights over boys.They kill you if they see you wearing the same skirt they wore two days ago,even though all of them wear the exact same style of clothing.Speaking of clothing,a middle school girl is often seen wearing VERY short skirts,slutty tops,stuffed bras and high heels.
2)The BOYS
From the innocent little boys who used to play with cars and dinosaurs,they now play with girls' boobs,smack girls on the ass,smoke crack,dress all 'gangsta' and 3/4 of their vocabulary consists of the terms 'a**,f***,sh**,n*gga'
3)The TEACHERS
Ooh,the teachers.In seventh grade,when puberty hits hard and all the drama begins,and so you don't have any more time to study,they get really mad at you for not getting the same results you got in 5th and 6th grade.
Elementary school kid:Yay!I'm going to middle school next year!I can't wait!I'll be all grown up and stuff!
Middle schooler:Riiiiiight.Try and tell me the same thing when you'll be my age
High schooler:Wait 'till you get to high school.
by Ayaan April 3, 2011
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Middle school relationships

When you decide to become close friends with someone and say you are dating at ages 11-13. You hang out awkwardly around their friend circles and if you are a hardcore relationship, you might get a kiss on the check.
"Grayden cheated on me again! He's dating Allie behind my back! Middle school relationships are the worst."
by melaniestar May 26, 2016
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