Michael C. Hall

The world is an interesting place with changes and troubles to say the least. For many, the phenomenon of creation is based on religion and perhaps science for some. This story of creation has little to do with religion or science but has everything to do with an individual who has achieved every aspect of life. Michael C. Hall was the first man to walk on the rings of Saturn and the first actor and actress (because he is neither man or women but an element of the spiritual world) to play in a hit HBO series entitled “Dexter”. The character Dexter is based upon the real life of Michael C. Hall, no aspect of the series is written because camera crews film his life on a day-to-day base. He is renown for his creation of the band Journey and their hit song “Don’t Stop Believing” (which he wrote and composed as he brushed his teeth, always brush your teeth). His morning gristle is always fresh and he does not require a clean shave since his gristle is permanent at its current and ideal length. Michael C. Hall completes his morning exercise routine that consists of a brisk sprint to the Galapagos Islands, followed by a three-legged race to the Canadian Arctic Archipelago of Northern Canada that is situated in the Arctic Ocean on his own. The sweat that accumulates during this morning routine is collected and used to sustain the growth of the worlds Aloe plant supply. Michael C. Hall is the manliest man to walk the Earth and has an IQ of forever. It has been speculated that the cure for polio lies within Michael C. Hall’s blood, but it could never be proven, as it may possibly never be extracted for the reason that his skin is far too rugged for any needle or medical utensil to puncture, although in all likelihood this is indeed a fact. Whenever somebody asks the question “Why?”, Michael C. Hall is the only person on earth who can answer with “because” without being prompted for any further explanation. The Grand Canyon is actually not a canyon at all. After great controversy it was proven to be a gaping hole left by Michael C. Hall after he dug up enough sand to construct The Great Pyramids located in Egypt (which of course he built by hand in between tapings of his hit reality television biography, “Dexter”). “Michael C. Hall” is only Michael C. Hall’s full first name. His full name is “Michael C. Hall That Bad Son of a Bitch”, but to prevent poop boots (a mess), he recommends you call him by his first name only. Note: The following has been documented with confidence of authenticity.

Jon: Did you hear about that movie coming out next week?
Shaun: Yeah, the one that has to be projected on a solid sheet of diamond to be viewed.
Jon: Man, Michael C. Hall and Samuel L. Jackson are going to be something else.

by Jonathan and Shaun June 24, 2008

Michalina

The bestest friend anyone could ever have, who you can tell anything to and have the best laughs with.

Michalina is a brilliant friend.

by Kaylaa' August 18, 2010

Michael Ignatieff

1. A former-candidate in the Liberal Party of Canada Leadership race, who lost. He also claimed that Ukraine was not a country. In addition to this, he felt that he could lead Canada, even though he lived in the United States for 25 year prior to being elected to Federal Parliament.
2. This name is synonymous with arrogant, idiot, and queef.

Man, that guy just dissed up the Ukrainians, what a Michael Ignatieff.

Ewww, whats that fishy smell? Must be an Ignatieff.

That guy just flipped off the Pope, what an Ignatieff.

by mcplantusss December 3, 2006

Michaelsoft Binbows

A Japanese computer store selling cheap computers and computer parts

Person 1: I want a computer, but I can't afford one
Person 2: Just go to the Michaelsoft Binbows store - they sell cheap computers

by Doge05 September 24, 2017

Michi

In native Quechua language, michi means kittie or just cat. Is used in Argentina, Bolivia and Paraguay as an affective name

"Oh my god! look at that michi, is so fluffly!"

by SalchichonPrimavera May 15, 2019

michalski

A man who breathes dragons which in turn breathe fire laden with more dragons at his opponents. He's not one to be trifflin' with. He can turn any object into pure, uncut cocaine, which he then in turn eats for sustenance because regular food is below him. He has the cock of the constellation Orion (just look for star below Orion's belt, then imagine the distance between those stars... yeah.) and can swing it like a spider monkey jumping a 50 foot gap to catch that last falling coconut. Woman throw themselves from 40-story buildings in his direction at the very utterance of his name, surviving the fall only because Michalski is there to catch them, and then give them the red-hot dicking they so carelessly throw themselves towards him for. He can jump buildings, swallow lightning and piss rivers of whiskey. One bad-ass, motherfucker.

Girl: That guy over there is really cute. Do you think I'd have a chance?
Girl: I don't know hun... I've heard he's a huge Michalski.

by zerodroprate January 23, 2011

Monroe, Michigan

Heroin capitol of the state. Favorite past times include committing felonies, overdosing on drugs in McDonald's bathroom, and domestic violence against your fifth baby momma.

Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to poke fun at the rent a cops.

The dating pool consists of men who have either been to prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.

The local cuisine consists of stale meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.

The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan's you stole from your neighbor.

Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you're now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some prostitute you slept with at a party one night!

Guy : Shiettt babygurl u my fine piece of ass and my bitch

Girl : Teeheehee oh baby you so bad get me pregnant and then beat my ass and go to prison while I raise the kids

Guy : Of course mah hoe, this is Monroe, Michigan after all.

by MurderMitten May 26, 2018