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Metrogasm

(noun) an euphoric experience related to public transportation; achieving a quick and successful commute
I only had a 2 minute wait for the orange line and 4 minute wait for the red line at 10:00pm on a weekday. I totally had a metrogasm.
by Anonymous Girl in the City March 31, 2009
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Metrodome

The Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, known as The Dome, is the crappy stadium that, sadly, the Minnesota Vikings call home.

The roof of the Metrodome is air-supported. It requires 20, 90-horsepower industrial fans to pump it full of 250,000 feet of air a minute to keep the roof inflated. The roof is made up of two layers. The outer layer is very thin and is made of Teflon-coated fiberglass. The inner layer is made of fabric. There is lots of dead space between the two layers. This space contains the fans, that blast the space full of hot air to insulate the roof.

In the winter, the temperature of the roof-supporting air is turned up. This helps melt the heaps of snow that fall in Minnesota and builds up on the the roof… and as it turns out, it doesn't do that good of a job.

During the 2010 Minnesota Blizzard, well over 17 inches of snow fell in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area. The record snowfall caused the roof of the Metrodome to collapse.
The Metrodome was metro-pwnd.
by FrozYo January 9, 2011
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Rover Metro

Tom is the coolest guy in the college because he drives a turquoise Rover Metro.
by tombutcher1990 October 22, 2008
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MetReport

Television News show run by a string of retards since the early 90's.
Did you see all of the retards on that stupid want -a- be show the 'MetReport"?
by HoffmanGH September 1, 2010
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Mesrop

he is the best. withouth him there is no us. without us there is nothing. he is everything, this is all.
Question: who is mesrop?
Answer: Shut the fuck up you dumb piece of shit... Mesrop IS!
by Ludvik March 31, 2009
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Metro Station

When two males stand facing each other, lining up their dicks so that they're rubbing shafts, then they both grab the double-dick with their respective hands, linking fingers, and jerk off - giving the effect of two opposite-facing trains in an underground station.
"Dude I'm tired of jerking off in front of each other, why don't we do the Metro Station?!"

"Who the hell are you? Get the fuck out of my office!"
by JohnEBlaze August 2, 2009
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Young Metro Don't Trust You

Meaning that you are going to be shot soon
If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gonna shoot you
by MagnumDONG June 16, 2016
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