Holding a staff meeting

Another term for male masturbation.

Hey man want to come over my house after school? Sorry bro I'm holding a staff meeting at 3 I can't.

by Lennox81 September 9, 2011

How to stop messing up

The truth is you cant, people are people and there is no way that you'll stop messing up. Some day we both will have to realize that we'll mess up...all the time. And we can cry about it and regret it but we cant stop it, no one ever will. We just have to mess up and pick ourselves back up and carry on. Its the only way to go through life.

How to stop messing up; carry on

by A girl who messes up A LOT February 21, 2012

Mexting

To text with Mexicans, or to send pictures that relate to Mexican things, such as sending a picture of yourself wearing a sombrero. It is a very large concern among parents worried about their teens, often compared to Sexting

Fox News: Is your child part of the phenomenon sweeping the teen world known as Mexting? Find out tonight on Glenn Beck.

by aryeaeru n7er7jek March 14, 2011

Plymouth Meeting

its the definition of the suberbs! you have a nice mall (that is overshadowed by the King of prussia mall so no one goes in) everyone only goes to it for the great resteraunts. and kids drive their parents cars while texting and talking to their friends while using "like" inbetween every other word.

if you want to get on a highway and just go then its the place to be with about every major highway running through it. there is some drugs ecspecially over in the valley, but to a visitor you would never notice. all you would see is a bunch of BMW driving business men on their way to work and lots of houses that all look the same, and a good amount of mansions (mostly closer to whitemarsh and bluebell and up on sandy hill road)

Kids go to plymouth whitemarsh aka pw aka p-dubb aka "that reallllllyyyy long ass school on germantown pike"..."yeah thats it". kids from plymouth try to act hood cause they live near Norristown, but they dont cause its East Norriton (BIG DIFFERENCE) and the valley kids are a little scketchy.

dude 1- yo what r u doing after school man?

dude 2- nothin im prob just gonna go to chipotle or wawa cause my mom is letting me drive the Audi today, i have lax parctice later but after we should def hang out.

dude 1- nah i cant later man i have to get some stuff from this guy over in Plymouth Meeting.

dude 2- the valley?

dude 1- where else

by liketotalydude July 28, 2011

Melting

When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.

'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

band meeting

A get together, a pow wow, a hui. From Flight of the Conchords
Murray: "Ok, guys, band meeting. Bret?"
Bret: "Yep."
Murray: "Jemaine?. Jemaine?"
Jemaine: "Well, obviously."

'Okay guys, band meeting. We need to decide what we're doing tonight - are we going to go to Kane's party, or are we going to go see Flight of the Conchords?'

by cabbagetreekiwi February 24, 2009

Wombat cave meeting

The art of two people trying to defecate or poo into each others anuses, replicating two wombats leaving their respective caves to have a meeting in the middle!

Bob: "fancy a wombat cave meeting tonight my dear?"

Maude: "not tonight dear, that curry did a number on me and I fear it would be less of a meeting and more of a shower"

by Skunky bifta December 2, 2009