Managing Member

When one white male inserts his erect penis into another latino male's anus (doggy style) and reaches around to grab the other persons penis and then berates the latino male being penetrated by calling them homosexual if they have an erection as well

Cornelius Pumpernickel totally managed my member last night if you know what I mean !!!

-Managing Member

by Alyx7 March 10, 2020

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History Memer

Somebody who posts generally unfunny memes about history to try to be funny, but ending up failing (ESPECIALLY WW2). These can include soldiers fucking walking (which is most common), or even NSFW. Common Personalities include with being a history memer include. (These do not apply to all but most)
-Thinking that they are special or a big shot
-Toxicity
-Easy to laugh at
And way way more!

Person 1, 2 and 3 - *chilling*
History Memer - *Posts stupid history meme*
Person 1 - What the fuck
Person 2 - Thats so cringe
Person 3 - get out history memer
History Memer - I don't even know you, now shut the fuck up. (History memer behind the screen is crying)
Person 1: LMAO this man thinks he is special
History Memer - *leaves chat*
Person 1, 2, 3 - LMAOOOOOOOO

by frankish simp October 31, 2021

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Mile High Club Half Member

Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.

Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.

Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!

Guy 1: Called it!

Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!

*Johnny guy drinks*

Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.

by mrperson123 January 30, 2018

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fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.

Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!

by PubHellhound July 16, 2022

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