melanie is a tricky bitch, she has poofy hair, shes has cute eyelashes,and has a nice ass, she has big dick energy and likes saying hey hee, she has a boyfriend named jose, they broke up one time but they are back together now lol, he likes doing drogas (drugs if u dont speak spanish lol), so yea her nudes got leaked, bro dont mess with meanies she's crazy, she also hates jaisel, i mean no one likes jaisel lol, soo melanies do like music like billie eyelash.
melanie- im so hungry but im lack toes and toddler ants
natasha- *chokes on dummies in school* *no one pays attention*
melanie- *looks at natasha* *does choking impersonation too*
natasha- *chokes on dummies in school* *no one pays attention*
melanie- *looks at natasha* *does choking impersonation too*
by thotssuckass April 28, 2019
by E.D.P.4.4.5. October 18, 2017
A stupid hoe that fucks anyone and anything thinking she’s the shit when she isn’t. Has daddy issues probably takes it in the ass and is seen as a big slut.
by Dumbcunt December 23, 2017
by jewishpanda May 20, 2020
by Pussy licker300 March 26, 2019
A cat... Or is she? A Calico... Or is she? Nobody knows.. Often compared to a moldy loaf of bread. Typically stays in the form of a Baguette.. with mold. Stinky mold. The end
by Biebs da boom d Mr. McSniffles April 19, 2022
Melanie is a small and Petite but has a big mouth when she wants to. They are shy but knows how to have a good time with people who are close to them. Although typically not the prettiest or the best in relationships they still can manage to take your heart.
I want to be a Melanie.
by Urban220dicTionary March 27, 2020