Wildly mediocre

A common working dad and husband that lives a mundane life yet has a wild side. The jack of all trades. He is able to provide for his family, memorize every episode of house wives he has watched with his wife, yet be able to kill das boot in .06 seconds. While he enjoys teaching his toddler to catch a football, he also enjoys doing rails off urinals, telling everyone he’s German, and providing enough 10% ABV beers to a family reunion to get everyone drunk enough to tolerate him singing “Mr. Brightside” during karaoke time.

Katie “wow I’m feeling pretty buzzed. I only drank one of those beers that white collar dude gave me and I feel like fighting a bear.”

Jake “ That’s not your typical white collar dude. Sure, he’s got a tie on and that’s his wife and kid, but he just me when they leave He’s driving to Toledo to go to an underground midget fight club and he’s got money on the one he’s been selling the juice to. I’d steal clear, that guy is wildly mediocre.

by Hamsterjam October 20, 2019

Longhorn Mediocre

averageness of a type where the subject itself is unaware of its general non-threatening nature.

I went to Rudy’s to get some bbq but it was really Longhorn mediocre.

by atxslingshot July 4, 2024

Spiritually Mediocre

SM, for short, is a person who repeats phrases, “facts”, or jokes we’ve all heard a million times. They have no original thoughts of their own and just repeat things they think they’re expected to say. Also known as a “Bromide” (‘Are you a Bromide? The Sulphitic theory expounded and exemplified’ 1906) or more recently known as an “NPC” the term Spiritually Mediocre was coined in 2012.

SM Bromide NPC guy: it’s messed up that in America you can go over seas and kill people at 18 but you can’t legally crack a freakin beer! Play stupid games win stupid prizes. If you travel to Ireland, do not go to a pub and order an Irish car bomb, that’d be like ordering a 9/11 in NYC. I just watch the super bowl for the commercials. Statistically speaking, it’s actually harder to get into clown college than Harvard. I don't care about cars, as long as it gets me from point A to point B.

Sulfate guy: Good god man, you are Spiritually Mediocre as fuck!

by Nevernity February 16, 2025

thats so mediocre

its ass. whatever it is did not slap. it barely flicked. it didnt eat its actually starving. its the upmost lamest thing sound ways have ever created to reach my eardrums the most faggish thing to have been created. it’s absolutely so mediocre.

“kpop is real”
“thats so mediocre”

by ke! July 27, 2022

Finalizing Anything Mediocre In Lieue Of Yourself 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Finalizing Anything Mediocre In Lieue Of Yourself 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Most overpaid mediocre person on the planet

Not the wrong comedian. The RIGHT comedian if you have a fat cock and want to fuck somebodies hot, rich daughter. But no.

Hym "Mediocrat? Is that what you would call it. The most overpaid mediocre person on the planet."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

Mediocraspeed

The speed the car in front of you drives that is just fast enough to not pass them up, but not quite fast enough for you to be content. This often happens when you pass up a slow car, but they notice you and go faster. You then get back behind them and they are going just almost fast enough. This speed is often more angering than someone going too slow or too fast, because there isn't really a good solution to it, as you cant easily pass them up without going too fast, but if you stay behind them you will be forced into going too slow.

"This car was going way too slow, but when I tried to pass it up, they sped up to mediocraspeed. I didn't feel comfortable passing them up, but I really didn't want to get stuck behind them. It was a terrible situation."

by Zoso Lives January 26, 2018