Mechanical Engineer

Badass Mother Fuckers that are way under paid unless they move to a big city.

Scott (new hire): Is that a bum over there?
Andy (plant manager): No!, lol, That is our Mechanical Engineer, I barely pay him to design all of our badass equipment. He looks like a bum because he is still paying for his $50K education and can barely afford to make his house payment. Not to mention that President NoBama has his head shoved up his own ass!

by broke-ass engineer June 13, 2010

mechaphilia

One's sexual attraction to machines

Edward: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little parked car and I swear it needs lovin."
Me: "Dude, you're a total mechaphiliac!"

by MissBing May 23, 2008

Mecca Blowjob

When you lay down on someone's prayer mat right before they pray to Mecca so they are forced to give you a blowjob.

I snuck into the prayer room and planted myself on a prayer mat and got a total Mecca Blowjob. That bitch went straight jihad on my cock for hours.

by Ahkkmed the Snatch King November 20, 2010

Meicha

A Meicha is a whimsical, joyful spirit. Loves life and beauty and romance. She wants to touch every single person in the whole world with love and joy. She has a youthful, smiling beauty about her.

A Meicha just bursts with beauty through her heart and looks!

"Meicha makes everyone happy."

by IrishBallerina September 5, 2011

Blasted Mechanism

Simply one of the best alternative bands in the world.

Blasted Mechanism kicks major ass!

by Journas October 9, 2003

mechanabalism

The act of using parts from several different machines to repair or build other machines.

One must depend on machanabalism to survive, when you only have donated computers with which to work.

by Tomas Diaz August 18, 2003

Mecciah

The most beautiful and precious women to walk this earth, if you are lucky enough to be in her prescense you will be blessed for eternity.

OMG! Is that Mecciah!

by Lameeassnigga April 10, 2017