mister maybe is a man that has it all.
he says what ever he pleases.
you most likely owe him money.
he always makes the first move, don't even try to contact him.
he says what ever he pleases.
you most likely owe him money.
he always makes the first move, don't even try to contact him.
"if mister maybe asks me out on a date i will definitely accept"
"mister maybe called and we talked for hours"
"mister maybe has feet that are size ten men......you should give him a call"
"i owe mister maybe a shitload of money, it was very wonderful of him to lend it to me"
"mister maybe told me he wanted to put my hair in his nose, i feel so good about myself"
"mister maybe called and we talked for hours"
"mister maybe has feet that are size ten men......you should give him a call"
"i owe mister maybe a shitload of money, it was very wonderful of him to lend it to me"
"mister maybe told me he wanted to put my hair in his nose, i feel so good about myself"
by generous-master-sturdy January 19, 2010
Get the mister maybemug. When someone is about to cry but doesn't. A person with teary eyes that don't actuaLLy shed a tear. To be used when someone is whining about nonsensical buLLshit. A person on the brink of crying about something stupid.
by Da Boogedy November 18, 2017
Get the cry maybemug. Awesome, ginger, crazy person. Likeable but sometimes disagreable - may mess thing up occasionally, but the cost of fixing things will soon prove worth it. Incredibly sexy in a dress, but towers over most people in heels.
Stephanie Maybe:
Steph messed thing up with ... again!
Well, least she'll spend more time with us then!
Steph messed thing up with ... again!
Well, least she'll spend more time with us then!
by Dannyboy167 June 29, 2009
Get the Stephanie Maybemug. never....
by Turtleboiiiiii January 13, 2020
Get the maybe latermug. what you feel you have inside your tummy when you're not sure if you're actually pregnant.
the feeling is especially pronounced when you're particularly anxious to have or not have a baby.
the feeling is especially pronounced when you're particularly anxious to have or not have a baby.
"Well, I have a maybe baby. I still have to wait a few weeks to know for sure. But I'm so excited, I can actually feel it growing!"
"The maybe baby scared me so much, I didn't have my periods for two months and ended up telling my parents! Imagine when I found out it was just a false alarm!"
"The maybe baby scared me so much, I didn't have my periods for two months and ended up telling my parents! Imagine when I found out it was just a false alarm!"
by whattay October 4, 2009
Get the maybe babymug. The most passive aggressive way of saying "no".
"Maybe" is about 40% of "yes", and "perhaps" is approx. 20% of "maybe".
"Maybe" is about 40% of "yes", and "perhaps" is approx. 20% of "maybe".
person 1: Are you going to look for a job today?
person 2: Look, I just woke up and it's only 3 o'clock in the afternoon. I still need my morning coffee, so after that I'll start job hunting, maybe-perhaps.
person 2: Look, I just woke up and it's only 3 o'clock in the afternoon. I still need my morning coffee, so after that I'll start job hunting, maybe-perhaps.
by shootandrun October 8, 2009
Get the maybe-perhapsmug. Maybeer, or maybe-er, someone that responds qith maybe all the time, as if it is their way of living.
They would answer to even existansilist questions like "will you ever die?" by "Maybe".
They would answer to even existansilist questions like "will you ever die?" by "Maybe".
Hi Marc, you wanna go for a beer tonight?
Maybe...
Do you have anything else to do?
Maybe...
So you feel like having a beer if you have time?
Maybe....
Marc, you are definitely a maybe-er
Maybe...
Do you have anything else to do?
Maybe...
So you feel like having a beer if you have time?
Maybe....
Marc, you are definitely a maybe-er
by Hein Henderson, Den March 27, 2009
Get the Maybe-ermug.