maximum shaftage

shaftage, to the max.....this is my word goddamnit

Winfrey got shafted when the school ran out of food.
Joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.
My algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of passing, i was shafted by her cuntage (see cuntage)

by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004

Maximum Ride

A fictional story book with no literary value whatsoever and complex plot that makes no sense. Set in first-person by the main character who is the zealous, bothersome, irritating Max, the book is a stain of the English language.

You’ll like it if you like the sentence “I’ll kick their stupid butts” repeatedly.

"Ok, I'm not the best cook in the world. Though I can still kick your butt so don't you forget it." - Maximum Ride.

by AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY October 22, 2009

maximum pimping

Whenever something is truly awesome.

That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

maximum exposure

A really shitty reality show.

"Hey wanna watch Max X with us?"
"No,I'm gonna have my teeth drilled on instead."

by 0niTTRay March 11, 2004

Maximum Effort

It's the basic maneuver of the pink sock where on person pulls the others anus out. But, the twist is you shit into the exposed anus and then stuff the exposed anus into the vagina and then fucking the vagina. Then pull the anus out and eat the mushed shit from the anus. Once finished vomit into the womans mouth and have her swallow it.

Never do Maximum Effort. It will rock your world

by nastysexpositionsat6am July 28, 2019

Maximum G

fruity rapper that has no skills at rapping and is a redneck who is a mamas boy. G-Unit.Peace and Hair grease.

by Phish September 19, 2003

ExPoSed - MaXiMuM

being caught in the act of
doing or saying something dumb.

whats 2+2?
uhh..i knoe i knoe itz 5!!!
no u dumb ass
OHH HE'z BEEN EXPOSED MAXIMUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by homes and ese May 16, 2003