Darth Vader Mastubator

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.

"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"

by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008

Masturbator

a master baiter on a fishing boat,

Jon has become a masturbator, he is no longer just the baiters aprentice

by c.w.b.b.w.c. May 10, 2006

Masturbato

A fat, greasy, bald, Italian guy who sits on a couch and eats pizza while drinking and Masturbating all day. Masturbato is known to reproduce asexually and he is feared by facebook page admins.

I reported Masturbato on facebook because he attacked my page, but it didn't work.

by Chala Chicken eater March 15, 2017

Masturbatory

An adjective describing an image, mental or physical, as being suitable for the use of masturbation.

The way you just described that girl gave me a very masturbatory mental image.

by Beanerman4424 February 6, 2013

maskurbate

maskurbate means to jack off and cum while wearing a Covid-19 mask.

I went to a lock-down party, and we all decided to maskurbate and play cum-on-a-pizza!

by USAF Cadet December 7, 2020

masturbatorium

A location frequently used for one's own masturbation, but also a word-play on the similarly sounding 'master bedroom' or 'master bathroom'. This can be effective jab or pun that the owner of the house jacks it or whacks it alot.

Jack: "...And finally here at the end of the hall, are the bedrooms."

Me: "Oh, and might I assume this one is the masturbatorium?" ::smiling::

Jack: "Wha--Excuse me, what did you say?" ::agitated::

Me: "May I assume this one is the master bedroom?" ::speaking slowly, for clarity::

Jack: "Why, yes it is." ::relieved::

Me: "Well, I can imagine you spend alot of time in there." ::smiling::

by Bulldozr March 3, 2009

Masturbatoric Peace

the feeling of absolute peace and serenity of someones soul and mind after a good old rubbing session. this kind of peace can only be achieved in adolescence, because in older age, instead of reaching peace and serenity, the masturbator may find self-loathe and the realization that his life is a fuckin mess.

masturbatoric peace in a conversation
dude no1: so what did you do last night?
dude no2:oh nothin special, i just got a lil bit high on a masterpiece(ps this is a shorter form of masturbatoric peace)

by Mr.X is a lame pseudonym June 29, 2010